Dog Thoughts

Why are you still snoring?

Get up! I have to pee!

Good morning!

Get up before I lick your feet.

I’ll ruff. I’ll roar!

I’ll pout. I’ll bark!

Actually I’ll stand on all fours

Atop your chest, I’ll walk!

Hear my mighty ruff ruff!

Pay attention to my growl!

Ok, finally you’re up.

No wait! Why are you peeing now?

Ok, I’m running to the bell.

Ding ding! Open the door, daddy.

Geez Louise. What’s the big deal?

Oh dear, God. My little bladder.

Finally! Sunshine. Fresh air.

Let me explore, okay.

I know what ya thinking, there.

Same place everyday.

But there’s a sweet spot

Just give me fifteen

Ahh… time to squat.

Finally I’m relieved.

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